Urban Giraffe

So it's been a very long time since I posted anything here, and it is not from apathy. Since returning from Norway I decided that I wanted to go to Asia, and so after a lot of hard work renewing passports and obtaining visas, I am now living in Guangzhou, the third largest city in China.

I was very much hoping that China would be relatively free of the whole Christmas mania that blights everywhere in the West, but it seems not. In fact, the Christmas experience is heightened with the high pitched warbles of some child screeching Christmas songs out in every shop that are loud enough to do permanent damage to ears. Everyone seems oblivious to it apart from me.

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After a long hiatus I am back in Prague, and it's feeling good. Norway was a fantastic country to stay in. The countryside was, to use a ropey-old expression, drop-dead gorgeous. The people were very friendly, and I enjoyed myself a lot. Living in a hotel for so long did have its downsides, and I don't miss that at all, but I succumbed to a reward scheme and have earned myself enough points to stay somewhere lovely.

My previous impressions of Oslo were more or less accurate, but I will update them here. The most important thing is that yes, Norway is indeed an expensive place. Even compared to London. When you look at simple items such as a stick of chewing gum or a can of coke, and find that they are up to five times more expensive, you start to take notice.

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So I've had a few days experience of Oslo and my thoughts so far are:

• It's full of shiny new people and things
• It's very clean
• Oslo has big traffic congestion problems
• Norway has a lot of laws
• The hotel has free wi-fi access in all rooms - nice!
• It is expensive, but no more so than London
• I've not seen a fish anywhere (although I think they are just hiding out of sight)
• People get called Odd and Even
• I met an old Odd guy who says his father tried to assassinate Trotsky when he was living here in Norway

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I am going to Norway today, for three weeks on business. I've never been to Scandanavia before so I'm looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Norwegian countryside. My flight leaves in about 3 hours and everything is packed (excepting the computer I'm typing this on). I hate this dead-time before a big trip as I'm too jittery to do anything, but too organized to leave everything until the last minute.

People keep telling me that Norway is a very expensive country, and that I should expect to eat a lot of fish. I suspect the first is very likely to be true, and the second may just be a cultural stereotype. I'll find out soon enough!

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